Keep An Eye On Ocho

Chad Ochcinco has tweeted that he has a very unique celebration if he scores a touchdown during the Bengals and Pats game at Gillette on opening day.

He plans to grab a rifle from one of the ceremonial Minutemean and fire it, much like the group does after every time the Pats score.

If he pulls it off, it will definitely get him national exposure as well as an enormous fine from the league. The Pats have not indicated whether any extra security will be in place to prevent Ochocinco from grabbing one of the rifles. One would assume that none of the Minutemen would willingly turn his rifle over to number 85.

Perhaps the best way to prevent this potential debacle is to have the defensive backs shut him down and keep him out of the end zone.